God Made the Summer
Summer is almost here, children, and God wants ye te remember a few things:
1. Wear yer sunscreen, especially if ye're one of His melanin-challenged children.
2. Brush the sand off yer feet before ye come into the house.
3. Don't werk too hard, unless ye're a farmer. Farmers, sow and reap and gather the fruits of God's earth. Ye'll have all winter te relax (unless ye're an agribusiness giant, in which case ye'll have an eternity in a burning pit te relax).
4. Visit the lovely and hospitable Isle of Erin. Perhaps ye've seen that new ad campaign fer Irish tourism? God wants ye te know he's behind it.
5. Read some good books. God recommends Gilead by Maryilynne Robinson.
God bless!
1. Wear yer sunscreen, especially if ye're one of His melanin-challenged children.
2. Brush the sand off yer feet before ye come into the house.
3. Don't werk too hard, unless ye're a farmer. Farmers, sow and reap and gather the fruits of God's earth. Ye'll have all winter te relax (unless ye're an agribusiness giant, in which case ye'll have an eternity in a burning pit te relax).
4. Visit the lovely and hospitable Isle of Erin. Perhaps ye've seen that new ad campaign fer Irish tourism? God wants ye te know he's behind it.
5. Read some good books. God recommends Gilead by Maryilynne Robinson.
God bless!
posted by E. at 12:00 AM
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